Barnacle is an internet sensation.
Her mistress, Sophie, is an internet sensation.
About the calendar:
Nice cover stock, good quality print, handsome metal binding (none of that stapled saddle stitch nonsense here.)
Heads up: There’s a boob in one of the pictures. It’s real tasteful, though.
Oh, and a quote about gay pirates. You can open this one at the Christmas table, but you might have some weird conversations if someone gets close enough to read it.
Where does the money go?
Liberals: We’re out of work circus artists. (Who knew a career in the arts could be so fragile?)
Conservatives: We’re an American-owned small business.
Leftists: We have included, with the kitten, a selection of communistical quotations
Alt Right: No thanks.